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2017 Classic: The “This is Why We Can’t Have Nice Things” Quote

 Why was the HR manager sighing? Because someone broke the new Keurig machine on the first day.

Part of the 78 Office Groaners: The 2017 “Fidget Spinners & FaceID” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@CyberSteve05/02/2003 09:51Greetings from 1996! This is peak internet humor.
@GameBoy_Color12/26/2006 20:09Brilliant! Like playing in full color for the first time.
@Mean_Girls_Regina01/27/2005 15:17Get in loser, we are going laughing!
@Tina_Eat_Food05/16/2013 08:29Tina, you fat lard, come read this!
@Badger_Badger_M04/27/2004 15:27Badger badger badger... mushroom! Hilarious!
@PeanutButter_J03/27/2003 02:04It’s peanut butter jelly time! Where he at?
@Success_Kid_Win04/14/1995 15:45Found a funny joke. Didn’t crash the browser.
@Homestar_Runner04/17/2004 02:13That’s a real terrific joke, Coach Z!
@Facepalm_Master08/12/2012 01:09I facepalmed and then I laughed.
@Social_Media_G02/13/2009 07:48I’m going to poke you for this joke!

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