2007 Classic: The there Will Be Blood “Milkshake”

“I drink your milkshake! I drink it up!” The most aggressive way to talk about oil rights ever.

🔥 Top 10: The Observational One-Liner Archive (1995-2025)

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@AskJeeves_Fan06/02/2011 12:00Jeeves really delivered a good one today.

@Charmed_Ones02/23/2006 07:40The power of three... laughs!

@Tyler_Durden_Real09/02/2011 04:01Sticking feathers up your butt does not make you a chicken.

@Grunge_Lord_9412/11/2006 09:09I’m so happy because today I found a funny joke.

@Jackass_Johnny07/08/2005 20:13Don’t try this at home... the laughter is too intense!

@CompuServe_Classic06/25/2012 09:47Premium humor for premium members.

@Tuenti_Specialist07/06/2005 09:49A classic from the Spanish web too!