Why was Mel Gibson the hero of 2000? Because the movie came out just in time for July 4th to remind us that throwing a tomahawk is technically a historical hobby.
Part of the 35 Fourth of July Jokes: The 2000 “New Millennium & Nokia” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Idkfa... this joke is a total blast!
I want to believe... that everyone finds this funny.
Everybody knows your name when you tell this joke.
Silently laughing in the snow.
Stop camping and tell more jokes! LOL!
...Clap... Clap... Clap. Bravo!