Why was the world so united in July? Because for two weeks, everyone stopped arguing about borders to watch 12 boys and their coach get pulled out of a flooded mountain—proving that “Humanity” still has a better success rate than “Geopolitics.”
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
P-A-R-T-Y? Because I’m laughing!
What, like it’s hard to be funny?
That "Uh-oh!" sound is actually me laughing!
404: Laughter not found... Just kidding, it’s 200 OK!
Disrupting the comedy industry with this one!
01001000 01000001 (HA!).
Is this what 128kbps feels like? Fast jokes!
I saw that laugh coming from across the map.
Succeeding you, father... in laughing!