2012 Classic: The Ted (Bear) Fan

One, but he’ll just end up ordering a pizza and watching Flash Gordon in the dark.

🔥 Top 10: The Light Bulb Joke Archive: 1995–2025

How many French people does it take to change a light bulb? One. ...read more »

How many folk singers does it take to change a light bulb? Two. O...read more »

How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? Two. On...read more »

How many teachers does it take to change a light bulb? None. They...read more »

In 2005, the internet changed forever with the upload of "Me at t...read more »

How many surgeons does it take to change a light bulb? None. They...read more »

How many Brits does it take to change a light bulb? None. They ju...read more »

How many programmers does it take to change a light bulb? None. T...read more »

How many physicists does it take to change a light bulb? Only one...read more »

In 2014, the world was obsessed with "Breaking the Internet," dum...read more »

How many pessimists does it take to change a light bulb? None. Th...read more »

How many Italians does it take to change a light bulb? Three. One...read more »

How many Australians does it take to change a light bulb? None. T...read more »

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@Independence_Day07/15/1995 14:58Welcome to Earth! Enjoy the humor.

@XFiles_Spooky_M06/07/2004 03:29Trust no one... except the guy who wrote this.

@Unix_Wizard01/24/2000 07:08sudo apt-get install more_jokes... Success!

@Abe_Sapien_Fan03/07/2012 08:11I’ve been in this tank too long. Great joke!

@He_Man_Power06/26/2002 01:59I HAVE THE POWEEEEER... to laugh!

@This_Is_Fine_Dog09/01/1999 10:30Everything is fine. I’m just laughing.

@Get_Flash_Player07/07/2009 19:16Missing plugin? No, just missing more jokes!

@IMVU_Chatter06/04/2010 23:523D laughs are the best!