A lawyer sued “Leap Year Day” (Feb 29) for “failure to provide an extra 24 hours of billable potential in a non-election year.”
Part of the 44 Lawyer Jokes: The 2024 “Deepfake Elections & Spatial Billing” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
I can hear the laughter in high quality MIDI!
I just set this as my away message. Classic!
Orange Mocha Frappuccinos! And laughs!
What does it mean?! It’s so funny!
I’m uploading a video of me laughing at this!