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2024 Classic: The Technicality

 A lawyer sued “Leap Year Day” (Feb 29) for “failure to provide an extra 24 hours of billable potential in a non-election year.”

Part of the 44 Lawyer Jokes: The 2024 “Deepfake Elections & Spatial Billing” Edition archive. Historically Verified

🔥 Top 10: The Lawyer Joke Archive: 1995–2025

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@SoundBlaster_1610/14/1999 00:00I can hear the laughter in high quality MIDI!
@AOL_Instant_Msg06/24/2008 17:11I just set this as my away message. Classic!
@Orange_Mocha_F08/28/2014 20:30Orange Mocha Frappuccinos! And laughs!
@Double_Rainbow_G03/05/2002 17:23What does it mean?! It’s so funny!
@YouTube_Beta_User10/15/1999 23:23I’m uploading a video of me laughing at this!

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