Why did the lawyer sue the “Leap Second” (canceled)? He argued that “losing time” was a breach of his billable potential.
Part of the 49 Lawyer Jokes: The 2023 “Prompt Engineering & Hallucination” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Is there more to life than being really, really funny?
Chillin’ out, maxin’, relaxin’ all cool and laughing.
I hate monsters, but I love these jokes.
Move it, football head! Let me read the joke!
I have the voice of an angel... and the laugh of a hyena.
You know what really grinds my gears? Bad humor. This is good!
I’m smiling on the outside... and laughing inside.
All the search engines agree: this is funny.
The best thing since version 1.0!
Burninating the countryside with laughter!