Why did the lawyer sue the calendar? For moving too fast during his “preparation time.”
Part of the 52 Lawyer Jokes: The 2000 “Dot-Com Crash & Nokia 3310” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Lawyer Joke Archive: 1995–2025
49 Lawyer Jokes: The 2007 “iPhone Launch & Smart Billing” Edition
In 2007, the world went "Smart," and the legal profession went "M...read more »
2025 Classic: The Human Surcharge
Why did the lawyer increase his fee? He added a 20% "Organic Int...read more »
48 Lawyer Jokes: The 2019 “Streaming Wars & Deepfake Debates” Edition
In 2019, "Content was King," but "Contracts were the Crown." It w...read more »
2025 Classic: The Crypto-Will
A lawyer spent 50 hours looking for a client's private key. He b...read more »
47 Lawyer Jokes: The 2009 “Uber Disruption & App Store Anarchy” Edition
In 2009, "disruption" became the favorite word of people who didn...read more »
The Jury Duty
Twelve people picked to decide who has the better suit.A jury con...read more »
51 Lawyer Jokes: The 2011 “Siri & The Patent Wars” Edition
In 2011, the legal world realized that everything you say can and...read more »
2025 Legacy: The Internship
The intern was happy. He was told he was a "Bio-Logic Validator,...read more »
2025 Archive: The Smart Contract Breach
Why did the lawyer sue the blockchain? Because the "self-executi...read more »
2025 Legacy: The 2025 Legacy
The most 2025 thing a lawyer did was bill a client for "Time spe...read more »
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2025 Archive: The Robot Associate
Why did the robot associate quit? It realized that even with a p...read more »
The Lab Rat Switch
Science makes a practical adjustment for the sake of humanity.A r...read more »
44 Lawyer Jokes: The 2024 “Deepfake Elections & Spatial Billing” Edition
In 2024, the "Reasonable Person" standard was replaced by the "Is...read more »
2025 Classic: The Robot Divorce
A lawyer represented a human suing a robot for divorce. The main...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Laughed so hard my CD skipped.
Paging emergency services because I’m dying of laughter!
Runs perfectly on my 486 machine.
Slaying these jokes one by one.
They call me MISTER PIG! And I like this joke!
Smooth joke, very smooth.
I want my two dollars! And a laugh!
What does it mean?! It’s so funny!
Sprinkling some humor on this archive.
Is this a secret message? No, just a joke!