2000 Classic: The Tech Support

What did the lawyer say to the computer guy? “I don’t care if the server is down, can I sue the electricity?”

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@Terminator_T80007/01/2013 06:14I’ll be back... to read this again.

@Ace_Ventura_Pet03/24/2000 14:38Alrighty then! Super funny.

@Coffee_Addict03/25/2005 15:10404: Laughter not found... Just kidding, it’s 200 OK!

@Rewritable_CD10/11/1996 09:39I’m burning this joke to a CD-RW.

@Twelve_Monkeys_F04/28/2001 14:12The future is laughing at us.