Why was the traveler awake at 3 AM? Because the “Anti-Hero” told him “it’s me, hi, I’m the problem,” which is exactly what he said to the gate agent.
Part of the 47 Travel Jokes: The 2022 “Everything Everywhere & Revenge Travel” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Travel Joke Archive: 1995–2025
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/join #jokes... this one is the best so far.
Adding a "Under Construction" gif because I’m busy laughing.
I am crying... with laughter!
Disrupting the comedy industry with this one!
I don’t even need a mousepad to click on this joke.
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M’lady... this joke is superb.
Your joke is funny, but you forgot a comma!