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2008 Archive: The “Take a Bow” Rihanna

Why did the host get an applause? Because Rihanna told them to “take a bow,” even though they definitely overcooked the chicken and burnt the buns.

Part of the 36 Fourth of July Jokes: The 2008 “Iron Man & Hope” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Doom_Marines12/08/1997 04:12Rip and tear... the floor from laughing!
@Terminator_2_Fan11/03/2011 09:29Hasta la vista, baby! Funny!
@Firewire_Fan04/03/2001 00:03Transferring laughs at high speeds.
@Offspring_Guy12/10/2002 06:13The kids aren’t alright, they’re laughing too hard.
@Rocket_Power_9904/16/2011 14:16We are riders! On a mission to laugh!
@Bad_Luck_Brian07/29/2008 06:20Tells a joke... everyone laughs at him, not the joke.
@Hide_The_Pain_H09/14/2004 05:10I’m smiling on the outside... and laughing inside.
@HotBot_User12/03/2002 10:08Searching for "humor"... HotBot never fails.
@StumbleUpon_User07/17/2013 00:15I just stumbled upon this and I’m glad I did!

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