Why was Navy leadership still sweating in ’97? Because they realized that in the “New Military,” a bad party in 1991 can still sink a promotion in 1997.
Part of the 35 Military Jokes: The 1997 “Cyber-Strike & Global Hawk” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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Sent this to 10 friends via chain mail. Sorry!
Bark! (He says it’s funny).
Did we just become best friends? Yup!
Ouch, Charlie! That was a funny one!
Tells a joke... everyone laughs at him, not the joke.
The pool is closed... but the joke archive is open!
I... laughed... with... a... bit... of... lag!