I’m a drinker. I’m just “bottling” it up.
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I should make a stickman movie about this.
Totally gnarly humor, dude!
Everybody knows your name when you tell this joke.
sudo apt-get install more_jokes... Success!
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Seeding this joke for everyone else.
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We’re going to Candy Mountain... to laugh!