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2009 Classic: The Swiss Minaret Ban

Why did Switzerland vote to stop building towers? To prove that “Neutrality” doesn’t mean you can’t be very specific about the skyline.

Part of the 34 Politicians Jokes: The 2009 “Inaugurations & Innovations” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Dumb_And_Dumber11/03/2012 03:14So you’re telling me there’s a chance... to laugh?
@The_Mask_Smokin09/07/1997 07:57P-A-R-T-Y? Because I’m laughing!
@DVD_Collector07/18/2001 02:49Better than the bonus features on my new discs!
@Alt_Vista_Searcher02/10/2006 17:32I searched for "gold" and found this joke.
@Motherboard_Max07/11/1996 21:33This joke has a high clock speed! Fast and funny.
@Tyler_Durden_Real04/15/2010 20:22Sticking feathers up your butt does not make you a chicken.
@Nirvana_Teen01/09/2010 01:59Smells like... teen humor. I love it.
@Old_School_Frank12/23/2011 04:02We’re going streaking! Through the jokes!
@Gaia_Online_Gold02/27/2014 10:26Dressing up my avatar to celebrate this laugh.

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