Why is it made of carbon fiber? So that it’s invisible to radar and also, coincidentally, as expensive as a small island.
Part of the 35 Military Jokes: The 2000 “New Millennium & Old Problems” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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Smells like... teen humor. I love it.
I’m a merman! A merman laughing!
Missing plugin? No, just missing more jokes!
Burninating the countryside with laughter!
I’ll mention this in my next episode!