Why Bruce Willis? For playing a man who uses a robot to live his life—which explains his acting style for the last ten years.
Part of the 38 Razzie Awards Jokes: The 2009 “Transformers, G.I. Joe & Sandra’s Double Header” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Razzie Awards Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2024 Archive: Jon Voight’s Marathon
Why did he win Worst Supporting Actor? For appearing in four dif...read more »
2025 Vintage: The 2025 Final Razzie Vibe
Why was it a landmark? Because it was the year Disney realized t...read more »
2025 Vintage: Worst Screen Couple
Why Rachel Zegler and the Seven CGI Dudes? Because the chemistry...read more »
34 Razzie Awards Jokes: The 1999 “Jar Jar, Spiders & Big Daddy” Edition
In 1999, the 20th Razzie Awards celebrated the end of the millenn...read more »
35 Razzie Awards Jokes: The 1997 “Nipples, Postmen & Speedboats” Edition
In 1997, the 18th Razzie Awards faced a monumental task: choosing...read more »
2024 Classic: The Unfrosted Logic
Why the Pop-Tarts? Because Jerry Seinfeld discovered that the or...read more »
2025 Vintage: The "Mickey 17" Delay
Why? For a movie that was so "delayed" it became a myth before i...read more »
2025 Legacy: Worst Supporting Actress
Why the CGI Stitch? For a performance that was 100% digital and ...read more »
33 Razzie Awards Jokes: The 2005 “Dirty Love, Wax Houses & Couch Jumps” Edition
In 2005, the 26th Razzie Awards feasted on a year where high-prof...read more »
2025 Classic: Worst Actress Runner-up
Why Ana de Armas for Ballerina? For proving that even the John W...read more »
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2025 Archive: The Lilo & Stitch Logic
Why was the live-action Stitch a target? Because the "cute and f...read more »
2024 Legacy: The Borderlands Casting
Why was it hit? For hiring Kevin Hart and Cate Blanchett to stan...read more »
2024 Archive: Worst Supporting Actor
Why Jon Voight? For a career year where he apparently decided th...read more »
2025 Vintage: Mufasa’s Prequel
Why was Mufasa: The Lion King hit? For proving that we didn't ne...read more »
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