2023 Classic: The Surgeon’s Hands

“Steady as a surgeon’s.” “Even with the ‘AI-Assist’ flickering?”

🔥 Top 10: The Doctor Joke Archive: 1995–2025

In 2003, medical humor was dominated by the irony of living in a ...read more »

My GP doesn't use a stethoscope anymore. He just whispers into hi...read more »

"You stop breathing." "I’m just 'Stand-by' mode to save power."Pa...read more »

A painful lesson in following the doctor's orders."Doctor, will I...read more »

A doctor and a lawyer are talking at a party. Their conversation ...read more »

He hit my knee. My brain-chip automatically posted a review of th...read more »

In 2015, the medical world officially moved onto the wrist with t...read more »

"Your bones are 100% organic. That’s very rare in 2025."Part of t...read more »

"Your heart rate is 160." "I just saw my 'Biological Age' update!...read more »

Waiting months for a five-minute conversation.I finally saw the s...read more »

A revolutionary diet plan recommended by professionals.The doctor...read more »

Seeing right through the patient’s excuses.The doctor looked at m...read more »

In 2005, the medical world was split: surgeons were trying to loo...read more »

In 2013, medical humor revolved around a new obsession with docum...read more »

@WinAmp_Shaker10/04/1998 22:32It really whips the llama's ass!

@Java_Applet_User08/08/1996 19:23This joke is more portable than a Java app!

@Project_Mayhem05/07/2006 11:07Our first rule: Laugh at everything.

@Baxter_The_Dog04/19/1997 10:44Bark! (He says it’s funny).

@Face_Palm_0102/21/2015 16:12Classic. Simply classic.