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2004 Classic: The Surgeon’s Hands

“Steady as a surgeon’s.” “Is that a compliment?” “Not if I’ve had my fourth latte.”

Part of the 54 Doctor Jokes: The 2004 “Facebook Launch & Robotic Renaissance” Era archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@AOL_Instant_Msg11/16/2008 10:15I just set this as my away message. Classic!
@Y2K_Bug_Hunter05/04/2002 18:50The only bug I found today was a laughing bug!
@Married_With_Kids10/08/2003 01:50Better than a day at the shoe store, Al!
@Silk_Road_Ghost04/02/2009 06:31Trading jokes in the shadows.
@Donnie_Darko_8806/17/2005 05:49Why are you wearing that stupid man suit? LOL.
@Hattori_Hanzo_S05/09/2002 14:42I don’t make jokes, I make masterpieces.
@Bill_The_Pai_Mei09/22/2003 13:12You must learn the five-point-palm-exploding-laugh technique.
@Infoseek_Explorer03/11/1999 10:23Seeking info, found a laugh. Mission success.
@Trogdor_Burn10/07/2008 02:53Burninating the countryside with laughter!

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