1998 Legacy: The Surgeon’s Gift

I gave my surgeon a pen. He tried to operate on it.

🔥 Top 10: The Doctor Joke Archive: 1995–2025

A painful lesson in following the doctor's orders."Doctor, will I...read more »

Technology in the operating room is getting out of hand.My surgeo...read more »

"Your bones are 100% organic. That’s very rare in 2025."Part of t...read more »

Understanding where your best traits really come from.My doctor s...read more »

In 2025, medical humor is dominated by the "Silicon Bedside Manne...read more »

"Is there a doctor here?" "I'm a Prompt Engineer!" "Great, tell t...read more »

"You have a cavity." "Can I pay in 'Mind-Coins'?" "No."Part of th...read more »

A revolutionary diet plan recommended by professionals.The doctor...read more »

In 1996, medical humor evolved with the growing dominance of HMOs...read more »

A medical breakthrough that comes with a small side effect."Docto...read more »

"Count backwards from ten." "Ten... nine... Silicon... Valley..."...read more »

Closing the case on a healthy sense of humor.The doctor gave me a...read more »

In 2001, medical humor evolved alongside high-speed internet and ...read more »

"Doctor, I’m falling in love with my operating system." "Standard...read more »

@ModemWarrior01/15/2013 03:43I had to disconnect my phone line just to read this! Worth it!

@Myspace_Tom10/13/2002 06:23I’m your first friend and I approve this joke!

@Lord_Of_The_Rings07/29/2008 11:21One joke to rule them all!

@Troll_Face_Real07/19/2014 05:42Problem? No, just laughs!

@Aliens_Guy_Hair11/02/2012 17:19I’m telling you, it’s hilarious!

@Browser_War_V06/04/2010 00:50Firefox, Chrome, IE... we all laugh the same.