2010 Vintage: The Surgeon’s Fee 2

He asked for my iPhone 4 as a down payment. I told him the signal was bad. He said, “I’ll use it as a paperweight.”

🔥 Top 10: The Doctor Joke Archive: 1995–2025

When the medical equipment is smarter than the patient.My doctor ...read more »

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The only medicine that actually tastes good."Doctor, I have a sha...read more »

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Technology in the operating room is getting out of hand.My surgeo...read more »

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Getting paid to do what we do best... or trying to.I went for a s...read more »

@Sidekick_User06/08/1997 07:40Just flipped my phone open to show my friends!

@Discman_Skipper05/25/1997 17:51Laughed so hard my CD skipped.

@PowerRanger_Red12/31/2002 20:38It’s morphin’ time! Time to laugh!

@Pulp_Fiction_Jules09/18/1998 23:29Say "what" again! I dare you! LOL.

@Austin_Powers_Y06/08/1998 01:20Yeah, baby, yeah! Groovy humor!

@Dodgeball_Pat06/01/2012 06:41If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a bad joke.