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He asked for my stock options as a deposit. I told him they’re for a dot-com company. He said, “Never mind, I’ll take cash.”

🔥 Top 10: The Doctor Joke Archive: 1995–2025

Applying simple math to a complex medical problem.The patient had...read more »

In 2018, medical humor focused on the "Battle Royale" of daily li...read more »

When the symptoms are staring you right in the face.The patient s...read more »

"I collect 2024 Apple Vision Pros. They're so 'Vintage'."Part of ...read more »

In 2019, medical humor was all about the "Influencer Doctor." If ...read more »

"It hurts when I 'Bio-Hack'." "Stop trying to overclock your legs...read more »

In 2000, medical humor shifted from apocalypse anxiety to the hig...read more »

In 2023, medical humor focused on the battle between human expert...read more »

My doctor's brain buzzed. He said, "I have to go, I’m being 'Patc...read more »

My AI doctor called me and said, "You’re going to have a headache...read more »

In 2008, medical humor was a mix of "How am I going to pay for th...read more »

My doctor told me I’ll live to 120 if I upload my consciousness t...read more »

In 2013, medical humor revolved around a new obsession with docum...read more »

"Take this pill and don't think about 'The Singularity' for 6 hou...read more »

@Java_Applet_User08/22/2008 21:05This joke is more portable than a Java app!

@Snake_Game_Pro09/30/2009 01:51I crashed my snake because I was laughing.

@Nsync_Justin03/04/1998 14:28Bye bye bye... to my bad mood!

@Legally_Blonde_Paulette04/18/2007 17:30I’m taking the dog, dumbass! And the joke!

@Coffee_Addict05/19/2000 08:25404: Laughter not found... Just kidding, it’s 200 OK!

@Ricky_Bobby_Fan08/19/2009 17:34Shake and bake! Hilarious!

@Annoying_Orange06/02/2006 21:10Hey! Apple! Look at this joke!