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2020 Vintage: The Surgeon’s Ego

“I’m the hero of 2020.” “And I’m the guy who’s been clapping for you at 7 PM. Give me a discount.”

Part of the 73 Doctor Jokes: The 2020 “Global Pandemic & Zoom Fatigue” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Trinity_Matrix12/19/2014 19:54Dodge this... (a bad joke). HA!
@Magic_SchoolBus08/25/2008 16:03Please let this be a normal field trip... NO! Laughs!
@Ghostbusters_V03/18/2010 02:20Who you gonna call? Joke-busters!
@Newgrounds_User03/29/2009 08:14Everything, by everyone! Especially laughs!
@Stick_Death_Fan10/17/1996 02:22Brutally funny! Keep them coming.
@Joe_Cartoon_G12/14/1995 10:01Press the button for more humor!
@Wall_Post_Hero05/15/2010 01:00Posting this to my own wall right now!

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