He told me he’s a “Medical Rockstar.” I asked for an autograph; he gave me a bill for $5,000.
Part of the 69 Doctor Jokes: The 2003 “SARS Scare & Digital Charts” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Doctor Joke Archive: 1995–2025
The Co-Pay Surprise
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The Busy Specialist
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2025 Legacy: The Prescription
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Wait for it... wait for it... HA! Finally loaded!
M-M-M-MONSTER JOKE!
Internet is like a box of chocolates...
The only bug I found today was a laughing bug!
Oh my god, they killed me with laughter!
<b>HA HA HA</b> - that works!
I hate monsters, but I love these jokes.
Oh yah, that’s a good one, dontcha know.
One fine day with a woof and a purr... we laughed!
Spinning my leek and laughing at this!