2001 Legacy: The Surgeon’s Ego

He told me he’s a “Visionary.” I told him I just wanted my appendix removed, not a TED Talk.

🔥 Top 10: The Doctor Joke Archive: 1995–2025

A doctor delivers a double blow with a side of dark humor.The doc...read more »

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@BBS_Veteran01/20/2001 23:20Reminds me of the good old days on the local board.

@Duke_Nukem_Fan07/13/2014 23:16I came here to kick ass and read jokes... and I’m all out of gum.

@Sixth_Sense_Cole01/22/2001 19:49I see funny people... everywhere!

@Limp_Bizkit_Fan05/02/2005 23:53Keep rollin’ rollin’ rollin’... with laughter!

@Arthur_Fist_Fan04/02/2000 03:52My fist is clenched... with joy!