2015 Classic: The Surgeon 2

“I’m using 3D-guided precision.” “Will I have a scar?” “No, but you’ll have a very high-resolution invoice.”

🔥 Top 10: The Doctor Joke Archive: 1995–2025

In 2009, medical humor was split between "Don't sneeze on me" and...read more »

"Is there a doctor here?" "I'm a Prompt Engineer!" "Great, tell t...read more »

I asked if they cover 'Neural-Glitches'. They said, "Only if you ...read more »

"I'm the first surgeon to be 50% machine." "And 100% overpriced."...read more »

"This might hurt." "My teeth?" "No, the fact that I’m 'Syncing' t...read more »

Why some patients are just bone-tired of waiting.Why did the skel...read more »

In 1996, medical humor evolved with the growing dominance of HMOs...read more »

In 2006, psychiatry faced a new challenge: the world started shri...read more »

In 2015, the medical world officially moved onto the wrist with t...read more »

Closing the case on a healthy sense of humor.The doctor gave me a...read more »

Applying simple math to a complex medical problem.The patient had...read more »

In 1999, the medical world was obsessed with two things: making s...read more »

"I collect 2024 Apple Vision Pros. They're so 'Vintage'."Part of ...read more »

My surgeon operated on me from a beach in Bali using a VR headset...read more »

@Full_House_Michelle04/09/2007 06:05You got it, dude! Very funny.

@American_Psycho_P06/22/2004 09:43I have to return some videotapes... after I laugh.

@Fifth_Element_Lelu12/24/1999 00:39Multipass! For the comedy club!

@Courage_Dog09/28/2001 22:37The things I do for laughs! Stupid dog!

@Evolution_Dance09/24/2004 23:44The history of humor in one post.