2013 Classic: The “Summertime Sadness” Remix

Why was the 4th so “Lana”? Because the Cedric Gervais remix turned a sad song into a party anthem for anyone wearing a flower crown.

🔥 Top 10: The Fourth of July Joke Archive: 1995–2025

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Why was the BBQ so "Marvelous"? Because Pedro Pascal finally brou...read more »

In 2007, Independence Day was the start of the "Touchscreen Era."...read more »

Why was the 4th so "Vampire-less"? Because Marvel delayed the mov...read more »

Why was everyone looking at the moon? Because for $50,000, you co...read more »

Why was the BBQ "Kombat-ready"? Because Karl Urban as Johnny Cage...read more »

Why was Grandpa's speech so eloquent? Because he used "Patriot-Bo...read more »

Why were the napkins so thin? Because they were made of "Nano-Fab...read more »

Why were so many guests wearing high-tech goggles at the pool? Be...read more »

Why did the 4th last two weeks? Because Taylor Swift’s lead singl...read more »

Why did the Dad jump over the bonfire? Because Ryan Gosling made ...read more »

In 2021, Independence Day was the "Reunion Tour." We were finally...read more »

Why was the pool so "Magical"? Because Disney combined every tech...read more »

@AOL_Surfer11/29/2007 15:03You’ve Got Mail... and it’s a hilarious joke!

@Men_In_Black_J09/06/1999 07:12Don’t flash that neuralyzer, I want to remember this!

@Saved_By_The_Bell09/28/2008 21:56I am so excited! I am so... laughing!

@Cheers_Norm07/03/2009 11:56Everybody knows your name when you tell this joke.

@Binary_Boy06/22/2005 01:3801001000 01000001 (HA!).

@G_I_Joe_Real05/02/2011 18:07And knowing is half the battle! Laughing is the other half.

@Anchorman_Ron12/06/2003 20:54I’m kind of a big deal. People know my jokes.

@Slashdot_Effect09/19/2010 22:39We’re crashing the server with all these laughs!