Why was there a giant starfish on the roof? Because James Gunn proved that even pink space monsters have feelings, and Harley Quinn still knows how to steal the show.
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🔥 Top 10: The Halloween Joke Archive: 1995–2025
35 Halloween Jokes: The 2005 “YouTube & Revenge of the Sith” Edition
In 2005, Halloween was a mix of tragic space operas, the birth of...read more »
36 Halloween Jokes: The 1996 “Scream & Tamagotchi” Edition
In 1996, Halloween was a masterpiece of neon, grunge leftovers, a...read more »
2025 Archive: M3GAN 2.0
Why was the doll in the "cloud"? Because she doesn't need a body ...read more »
2023 Classic: Five Nights at Freddy's (Movie)
Why were people afraid of the pizzeria? Because the animatronics ...read more »
36 Halloween Jokes: The 2019 “Endgame & Baby Yoda” Edition
In 2019, Halloween was a monumental finale. We were busy saying "...read more »
2024 Classic: Despicable Me 4 (Mega Minions)
Why were the Minions so muscular and weird-looking? Because they ...read more »
39 Halloween Jokes: The 2003 “Pirates & Finding Nemo” Edition
In 2003, Halloween was a mix of rum-soaked pirate swagger and the...read more »
2023 Legacy: The "Taylor Swift & Travis Kelce" Debut
What was the most popular "couples" costume? A world-famous pop s...read more »
31 Halloween Jokes: The 2014 “Guardians & Ice Buckets” Edition
In 2014, Halloween was a mix of cosmic 70s hits, high-concept sci...read more »
2025 Classic: The "Smart-Pumpkin" Security
Why did the pumpkin record your face? Because it’s connected to t...read more »
😜 More from category: The Halloween Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2023 Vintage: M3GAN
Why was the doll doing a TikTok dance before she attacked? Becaus...read more »
33 Halloween Jokes: The 2025 “AI Overlords & GTA VI Hype” Edition
In 2025, Halloween is no longer just a ghost holiday; it's a fest...read more »
31 Halloween Jokes: The 2023 “Barbenheimer & Era’s” Edition
In 2023, Halloween was a pink-tinted explosion of pop culture. We...read more »
2023 Classic: John Wick
Chapter 4: Why was he still fighting? Because he’s "Thinking he's...read more »
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