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2010 Legacy: The “Strategic Support” of the Marines

Why did they stay in Helmand? Because “Marines don’t retreat, they just attack in another direction”—usually toward more dust.

Part of the 36 Military Jokes: The 2010 “WikiLeaks & Tablet Tactics” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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