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2002 Archive: The Steven Seagal Whisper

 Why Half Past Dead? Because Steven Seagal reached a point in his career where he was moving so little that the crew had to check his pulse between takes.

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🔥 Top 10: The Razzie Awards Joke Archive: 1995–2025

38 Razzie Awards Jokes: The 1996 “Striptease & Mutant Mayhem” Edition
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In 2002, the 23rd Razzie Awards witnessed a rare cinematic alignm...read more »
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@Jurassic_Park_Fan03/22/2013 00:12Life... uh... finds a way to be funny.
@Terminator_2_Fan03/21/2005 06:51Hasta la vista, baby! Funny!
@Lord_Of_Rings_Sam06/17/2007 07:55I can’t carry it for you, but I can laugh with you!
@CatDog_Alone01/20/2010 20:11One fine day with a woof and a purr... we laughed!
@Digimon_Tamer02/07/2005 23:02My joke just digivolved into a better one!
@Space_Background05/03/2005 01:22The stars are aligned for this joke.
@Futurama_Fry_M09/29/2005 22:52Not sure if joke is funny... or just very funny.

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