Why Half Past Dead? Because Steven Seagal reached a point in his career where he was moving so little that the crew had to check his pulse between takes.
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🔥 Top 10: The Razzie Awards Joke Archive: 1995–2025
38 Razzie Awards Jokes: The 1996 “Striptease & Mutant Mayhem” Edition
In 1996, the 17th Razzie Awards proved that a massive paycheck do...read more »
2024 Archive: Dakota’s Honesty
Why did Dakota Johnson win Worst Actress? For giving a performan...read more »
33 Razzie Awards Jokes: The 2005 “Dirty Love, Wax Houses & Couch Jumps” Edition
In 2005, the 26th Razzie Awards feasted on a year where high-prof...read more »
2025 Archive: Worst Supporting Actor Runner-up
Why Keegan-Michael Key? For being the voice of every single anim...read more »
34 Razzie Awards Jokes: The 2020 “Music, Rudy & 365 Days of Cringe” Edition
In 2020, the 41st Razzie Awards had to deal with a year where the...read more »
2025 Archive: The Minecraft Movie Mess
Why was it a target? Because Jack Black and Jason Momoa looked l...read more »
2024 Classic: Worst Screen Couple
Why Phoenix and Gaga? For proving that two Oscars and a lot of s...read more »
2023 Classic: Sylvester Stallone’s Record
Why did he win Worst Supporting Actor? To cement his legacy as t...read more »
39 Razzie Awards Jokes: The 2002 “Swept Away, Pinocchio & Jedi Blues” Edition
In 2002, the 23rd Razzie Awards witnessed a rare cinematic alignm...read more »
2024 Classic: Joker’s Bad Romance
Why did Joaquin Phoenix and Lady Gaga win Worst Screen Combo? Be...read more »
😜 More from category: The Razzie Awards Joke Archive: 1995–2025
38 Razzie Awards Jokes: The 2009 “Transformers, G.I. Joe & Sandra’s Double Header” Edition
In 2009, the 30th Razzie Awards celebrated a year of true cinemat...read more »
2025 Archive: The CGI Dwarfs
Why were they mocked? Because they looked like a group of haunte...read more »
38 Razzie Awards Jokes: The 2023 “Pooh, Piling On & Expendable Icons” Edition
In 2023, the 44th Razzie Awards feasted on a childhood icon turne...read more »
36 Razzie Awards Jokes: The 2001 “Glitter, Green & Gorilla” Edition
In 2001, the 22nd Razzie Awards had an easy job. It was the year ...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Life... uh... finds a way to be funny.
Hasta la vista, baby! Funny!
I can’t carry it for you, but I can laugh with you!
One fine day with a woof and a purr... we laughed!
My joke just digivolved into a better one!
The stars are aligned for this joke.
Not sure if joke is funny... or just very funny.