Why was Bush talking about cells? Because in August, the biggest moral crisis in America was whether to use 5-day-old embryos for science—a debate that felt very old by mid-September.
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Loading this took forever on 28.8k, but I am ROFLing now.
Deep in the menus and found this gem.
Checking my mail at the library and laughing out loud!
The coolest joke in the zip code.
One fine day with a woof and a purr... we laughed!
This site is never finished... with humor!
Settle down everyone, a new joke just dropped.
Even a noob would find this funny. Great stuff.
I should make a game about this joke.
Tapping my way to a good mood.