2000 Archive: The Startup Suit

Why did the lawyer wear a hoodie to the meeting? He was trying to “blend in” with the 22-year-old billionaires he was about to bankrupt.

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@C++_Dev_9807/22/2001 19:41I didn’t find any memory leaks in this joke. Perfect.

@Transformers_OP03/15/2015 02:26Jokes are more than meets the eye!

@Step_Brothers_B03/23/2006 13:55Did we just become best friends? Yup!

@Digg_Submitter_0506/29/2006 05:04Digg this joke! It’s going to the front page!

@Flash_Game_Dev04/20/2007 13:22I should make a game about this joke.

@iPhone_User_0708/27/2006 03:14There’s an app for that? No, just this site!

@Retro_End_User08/24/2009 02:30The archive is complete! 10/10 would laugh again.