1997 Classic: The Stamp

I’m a collector. I’m just licked.

🔥 Top 10: The Punny One-Liner Archive (1995-2025)

I’m "phasing."Part of the 124 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Full...read more »

I’m "leaping" into the next era.Part of the 124 Classic Punny On...read more »

I’m "transparent."Part of the 124 Classic Punny One-Liners: The ...read more »

I’m "locking" my DNA profile.Part of the 124 Classic Punny One-L...read more »

I’m "beaming" with joy over the tech-boom.Part of the 124 Classi...read more »

Welcome to 1997 – the year of Titanic, the birth of the firs...read more »

I’m "sharing" my consciousness.Part of the 124 Classic Punny One...read more »

2007 was the year our pockets got a whole lot smarter. While the ...read more »

I’m "storing" my legacy on the blockchain.Part of the 124 Classi...read more »

We’re a "fruitful" pair of cyborgs.Part of the 124 Classic Punny...read more »

I met a version of myself that was actually productive. It was a...read more »

I’m "rocking" it.Part of the 124 Classic Punny One-Liners: The F...read more »

I’m "earning" my stripes.Part of the 124 Classic Punny One-Liner...read more »

2012 was the year we all survived the "Mayan Apocalypse" only to ...read more »

@Nsync_Justin12/03/1998 00:41Bye bye bye... to my bad mood!

@Abe_Sapien_Fan01/19/2010 18:38I’ve been in this tank too long. Great joke!

@Nirvana_Teen06/17/2002 18:16Smells like... teen humor. I love it.

@Woman_Yelling_C12/16/1999 07:14The cat is just sitting there laughing!

@Metacrawler_X07/12/2006 23:51Searching multiple sites for jokes... found the best one here.