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2006 Legacy: The Spider

 I’m “weaving” a web of followers.

Part of the 162 Classic Punny One-Liners: The “You” & Twttr Edition (2006) archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Zip_Drive_Owner01/29/2002 09:37Finally a joke worth 100MB of space!
@Pokemon_Blue11/19/2001 04:18Caught it! A wild funny joke appeared!
@Linux_Distro_Fan01/07/2008 20:40Runs perfectly on my 486 machine.
@Baywatch_Runner02/23/2015 20:34Laughing in slow motion right now!
@Iron_Man_Tony05/10/1998 05:55I am Iron Man... and I am laughing.
@Napster_Search01/26/2011 17:15Found: Hilarious_Joke_1999.txt
@Technorati_Tag02/19/2015 12:32Tagged as: #funny #retro #internet_history.
@Rage_Comic_Fan12/27/1995 10:19FFFFFUUUUU-nny!
@No_Way_Jose07/26/2004 16:26No way! That’s too much!

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