Why were there so many arguments on the sidewalk? Because every group of five girls spent the whole night debating who truly embodied the spirit of “Ginger” while carrying plastic pumpkins.
Part of the 35 Halloween Jokes: The 1997 “Titanic & Cyber-Pet” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Halloween Joke Archive: 1995–2025
32 Halloween Jokes: The 2015 “Force Awakens & The Dress” Edition
In 2015, Halloween was a mix of nostalgia and internet-breaking d...read more »
2025 Archive: M3GAN 2.0
Why was the doll in the "cloud"? Because she doesn't need a body ...read more »
2022 Joke: Why Do Ghosts Love
Why do ghosts love riding in elevators on Halloween? It lifts the...read more »
2022 Archive: Hocus Pocus 2
Why were the Sanderson Sisters back again? Because 29 years later...read more »
2025 Archive: Minecraft Movie (Legacy)
Why was the skeleton so blocky and weirdly realistic? Because Jac...read more »
2025 Legacy: The "Retro" iPhone 13
Why was the teenager using a phone with a physical charging port?...read more »
2023 Classic: The Little Mermaid (Live Action)
Why was the ghost under the sea? Because Halle Bailey made being ...read more »
2024 Vintage: Kingdom of the Planet of the Apes
Why was the ape asking "What a wonderful day!"? Because Noa was b...read more »
33 Halloween Jokes: The 2017 “Pennywise & Fidget Spinners” Edition
In 2017, Halloween was a mix of classic horror revivals and new-a...read more »
36 Halloween Jokes: The 2001 “Shrek & iPod” Edition
In 2001, Halloween felt like the start of a cinematic golden age....read more »
😜 More from category: The Halloween Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2023 Vintage: Talk to Me
Why was everyone holding a ceramic hand? Because it’s the best wa...read more »
2024 Legacy: The "Caitlin Clark" Effect
Why were so many ghosts wearing basketball jerseys? Because women...read more »
31 Halloween Jokes: The 2009 “Avatar & Angry Birds” Edition
In 2009, Halloween was a mix of 3D glasses, glittery vampires, an...read more »
2025 Archive: GTA VI (The Hype Peak)
Why was every 2025 trick-or-treater dressed as Lucia or Jason? Be...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Beep-boop-krrr-hiss... finally loaded! Great joke.
I’m saving this text file to my 3.5" diskette.
Slapping you with a large trout for such a funny joke!
Bye bye bye... to my bad mood!
My CPU is running hot after this one!
Pure, acoustic humor. No effects needed.
Deal with it. This is gold.