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1996 Classic: The Spice Girls Invasion

Why was the picnic playlist so “Girl Power” heavy? Because “Wannabe” was released, and suddenly every BBQ had five girls arguing over who got to be Posh Spice.

Part of the 37 Fourth of July Jokes: The 1996 “Welcome to Earth” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@AltaVista_Pro11/22/2004 23:42Best result I ever found on a search engine.
@Forrest_Gump_8806/16/2012 06:24Internet is like a box of chocolates...
@The_Mask_Smokin11/16/2007 19:22P-A-R-T-Y? Because I’m laughing!
@Spice_Girl_Posh09/13/2002 23:16Simply posh humor. I love it.
@HTML_Hacker03/17/2015 15:40<b>HA HA HA</b> - that works!
@Heathers_Winona05/07/1996 15:07Greetings and salutations! Very funny.
@Evolution_Dance02/10/1999 08:06The history of humor in one post.

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