2024 Vintage: The Speeding Ticket

A lawyer argued with the “AI Traffic Cop,” claiming the camera’s “training set” didn’t include “lawyers in a hurry.”

🔥 Top 10: The Lawyer Joke Archive: 1995–2025

Twelve people picked to decide who has the better suit.A jury con...read more »

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In 2024, the "Reasonable Person" standard was replaced by the "Is...read more »

In 2005, the world became a stage, and every lawyer became a crit...read more »

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He called it a "Quantum Retainer"—the money exists and doesn't e...read more »

Science makes a practical adjustment for the sake of humanity.A r...read more »

A rare sighting in the legal wild, documented for your entertainm...read more »

Wrapping up the argument with a final OHH! hit.What’s the differe...read more »

In 2014, the legal world realized that "privacy" was officially a...read more »

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In 2009, "disruption" became the favorite word of people who didn...read more »

When even pets need legal representation.A dog walks into a law o...read more »

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@Duke_Nukem_Fan09/06/2010 05:16I came here to kick ass and read jokes... and I’m all out of gum.

@Titanic_Jack08/31/2006 11:07I am the king of the world... of laughing!

@Napster_Search06/10/2005 06:33Found: Hilarious_Joke_1999.txt

@Korben_Dallas_Tax11/01/2006 16:00I only speak two languages: English and Bad Jokes.

@Orange_Mocha_F03/16/2000 04:59Orange Mocha Frappuccinos! And laughs!

@Troll_Face_Real01/19/2008 19:20Problem? No, just laughs!

@Browser_War_V09/06/2004 07:47Firefox, Chrome, IE... we all laugh the same.