2023 Vintage: The Specialist

I went to a ‘Prompt Doctor.’ He didn’t check my pulse; he just edited my ‘input parameters’.

🔥 Top 10: The Doctor Joke Archive: 1995–2025

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@Gopher_Explorer12/13/2009 16:53Deep in the menus and found this gem.

@Dial_Up_King08/17/2003 20:07Loading... 50%... 75%... HA! Worth the wait.

@BitTorrent_0102/21/2009 01:48Seeding this joke for everyone else.

@Baxter_The_Dog10/21/2012 14:44Bark! (He says it’s funny).

@Leave_Britney_A11/13/2003 12:11Leave this joke alone! It’s perfect!