Why did Jeff Bezos and Richard Branson go to space in ’21? To find a place where they didn’t have to hear about “Infrastructure Bills” or “Minimum Wage.”
Part of the 36 Presidential Jokes: The 2021 “Inaugurations & Mittens” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Reminds me of the good old days on the local board.
I came here to kick ass and read jokes... and I’m all out of gum.
Brilliant! Like playing in full color for the first time.
I chose the red pill and I ended up here. No regrets.
Trading jokes in the shadows.
I have to return some videotapes... after I laugh.
The future is laughing at us.
That’s a lot of jawbreakers worth of humor!
Great joke! Meet me at the lobby!
Saving the best laugh for last!