Why did it have shapes instead of numbers? Because Sony wanted to make sure you felt like you were in the future while losing at Ridge Racer.
Part of the 75 Miscellaneous Jokes: The 1995 “Dial-Up & Denim” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: 1995-2005 Classic Joke Archive
2004 Classic: The Death of the "Friends" Series
Why was everyone crying? Because after 10 seasons, the coffee sh...read more »
2005 Legacy: New Year’s Eve 2005
Why were we so hyped for 2006? Because we finally had YouTube, w...read more »
2002 Archive: Tony Hawk’s Pro Skater 4
Why was the timer gone? Because the game went "open world," and ...read more »
2003 Vintage: The Last Volkswagen Beetle (Old Style)
Why was Mexico sad? Because the original bug finally stopped pro...read more »
2004 Classic: The Doom 3 Launch
Why was it so dark? Because id Software decided that "flashlight...read more »
2002 Classic: The Launch of the BlackBerry 5810
Why did the phone need headphones? Because it was the first Blac...read more »
2004 Classic: The Launch of Google Desktop
Why were we searching our own files? Because in 2004, finding a ...read more »
2002 Legacy: The Nelly vs. Kelly "Dilemma"
Why was she texting him via Excel? Because the music video featu...read more »
2002 Legacy: The Launch of Mozilla Browser
Why did the dinosaur come back? Because the ashes of Netscape ga...read more »
2004 Classic: The Butterfly Effect
Why were we afraid of time travel? Because Ashton Kutcher showed...read more »
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2003 Archive: The Launch of Myspace
Why were we learning HTML? Because Tom became our first "friend,...read more »
2003 Legacy: The Launch of the Safari Browser
Why did the Mac need a compass? Because Apple was tired of using...read more »
2004 Legacy: New Year’s Eve 2004
Why were we so ready for 2005? Because 2004 was the year the "So...read more »
2005 Legacy: The Launch of Google Maps
Why did we throw away our paper atlases? Because Google gave us ...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Compiled perfectly. No errors, just laughs.
So you’re telling me there’s a chance... to laugh?
Groovy, baby! Very groovy.
Runs perfectly on my 486 machine.
What is this? A joke for ants?
I knew you’d laugh at this.
Total pwnage! This joke just owned me.
I like it when the jokes are... rusty.
This joke is an Epic Win!