Why was the capital so quiet in October? Because for three weeks, the only thing scarier than a “Budget Deficit” was a white van.
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It really whips the llama's ass!
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Peer-to-peer laughing!
E.T. phone home... to tell this joke!
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All the search engines agree: this is funny.
I see what you did there. Clever!