Why were adults throwing up rainbows in the terminal? Because Snapchat added lenses and suddenly everyone wanted to be a dog or a flower crown.
Part of the 48 Travel Jokes: The 2015 “White-Gold or Blue-Black” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Travel Joke Archive: 1995–2025
The Beach Sand
The only souvenir that stays with you for three years.I went to t...read more »
2024 Vintage: The Quiet Luxury
Why did the billionaire wear a plain gray T-shirt? Because "Quie...read more »
The Airplane Food
Mystery meat and the smallest cup of water in the world.I asked t...read more »
2025 Classic: The 3D Map
Why was the traveler confused? Because the map was a 3D hologram...read more »
2025 Legacy: The Robot Maid
Why was the room so tidy? Because the maid is a swarm of 500 mic...read more »
The Final Destination
Landing safely and realizing you have to do it all again.The pilo...read more »
47 Travel Jokes: The 2010 “Filter Everything & Volcano Ash” Edition
In 2010, travel became "aesthetic." We started taking photos of o...read more »
49 Travel Jokes: The 2003 “Finding Nemo & iTunes” Edition
In 2003, travel felt like the end of an era and the start of a di...read more »
2025 Classic: The Vertical Takeoff
Why was the taxi so loud? Because "Electric VTOLs" are everywher...read more »
The Rental Car
Driving a car that makes sounds you’ve never heard before.The ren...read more »
😜 More from category: The Travel Joke Archive: 1995–2025
The Duty Free Shop
Buying giant chocolate bars because they feel free (they aren’t)....read more »
2025 Classic: The Bio-Metric Gate
Why didn't the gate open? Because the facial recognition softwar...read more »
2025 Legacy: The Underwater Hotel
Why was the guest nervous? Because a shark was staring at him th...read more »
2025 Archive: The Smart Passport Control
Why was it so fast? Because the machine scanned the traveler's D...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Better than the bonus features on my new discs!
There is a joke in my boot!
Please let this be a normal field trip... NO! Laughs!
In the name of the moon, I will make you laugh!
Ah-ha-ha-ha-ha! Ho-ho-ho-ho-ho!