2002 Legacy: The “Smart Dust” Research

Why did the Pentagon want microscopic sensors? So they can know exactly how much sand is in a Private’s boots at any given time.

🔥 Top 10: The Military Joke Archive: 1995–2025

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@South_Park_Cartman02/02/2011 10:09Respect my authoritah! This is funny.

@BBS_Sysop10/15/2011 18:46Top tier humor for our local community. Keep it up!

@Nsync_Justin05/03/2012 14:04Bye bye bye... to my bad mood!

@Napster_User_9901/17/2001 01:59Waiting for the MP3 but reading the jokes.

@Heathers_Winona03/05/2010 03:23Greetings and salutations! Very funny.

@Nyan_Cat_Space02/05/2011 12:49Nyanyanyanyanya! Laughing through the galaxy!

@Deal_With_It_G07/13/2000 07:25Deal with it. This is gold.