I spent the whole movie confused, and then spent the next six months making sure everyone else’s movie was ruined too.
Part of the 67 Observational One-Liners: The 1999 Retro Edition archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Classic. Pure digital nostalgia.
I am adding this to my links page right now.
Checking my mail at the library and laughing out loud!
Chillin’ out, maxin’, relaxin’ all cool and laughing.
If a joke is told in a forest... does it still get a LOL?
Even a noob would find this funny. Great stuff.
Caaaaarl! That was a funny one!