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1999 Vintage: The Sixth Sense Spoiler

 I spent the whole movie confused, and then spent the next six months making sure everyone else’s movie was ruined too.

Part of the 67 Observational One-Liners: The 1999 Retro Edition archive. Historically Verified

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@Vaporwave_Original08/23/2013 12:12Classic. Pure digital nostalgia.
@Web_Master_Flex01/02/1997 23:09I am adding this to my links page right now.
@Hotmail_Checker02/10/2009 01:39Checking my mail at the library and laughing out loud!
@Fresh_Prince_Will06/12/2012 01:29Chillin’ out, maxin’, relaxin’ all cool and laughing.
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@Noob_Slayer_X08/28/1998 15:44Even a noob would find this funny. Great stuff.
@Llamas_With_Hats11/08/2007 23:21Caaaaarl! That was a funny one!

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