2012 Classic: The Silence

I’m “muted” by the beauty of Mars.

🔥 Top 10: The Punny One-Liner Archive (1995-2025)

2016 was a wild ride of augmented reality and viral sensations. W...read more »

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My car refused to take me to the gym. It said I needed "rest-mod...read more »

2005 changed how we consume everything. While the first video "Me...read more »

I’m "pressing" the button to return to Earth.Part of the 124 Cla...read more »

I’m "storing" my legacy on the blockchain.Part of the 124 Classi...read more »

I used a device to talk to my cat. He just said "Meow-re food." S...read more »

I’m "streaming" life in real-time.Part of the 124 Classic Punny ...read more »

I’m "X-ing" through the neural-sphere.Part of the 124 Classic Pu...read more »

2019 was the year of "Part of the journey is the end." We sat thr...read more »

I’m "twinkling."Part of the 124 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Fu...read more »

I’m "organizing" my virtual memories.Part of the 124 Classic Pun...read more »

I’m "alt-ering" my perception of time.Part of the 124 Classic Pu...read more »

@N64_GoldenEye01/03/1999 01:57Better than a headshot in Complex!

@Ebay_Sniper12/05/2004 03:48Bid 10/10 for this humor!

@Dumb_And_Dumber04/21/1996 21:25So you’re telling me there’s a chance... to laugh?

@Hotmail_Checker09/08/2003 00:22Checking my mail at the library and laughing out loud!

@Incredibles_Dash05/15/1998 15:08That was super fast and super funny!

@Harry_Potter_Hermione12/19/2015 05:59It’s Levi-O-sa, not Levio-SA! Hilarious!

@Startup_Kid09/06/1995 08:16Disrupting the comedy industry with this one!

@Friendster_Ghost11/23/2008 07:58Remember me? I’m still laughing.

@Android_Bot_9912/15/2012 04:16Beep boop. Humor recognized.