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2009 Vintage: The Shoe

 I’m “sole-ful.”

Part of the 199 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Avatar & Bitcoin Dawn (2009) archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Seinfeld_George05/27/2003 17:43What is the deal with these funny jokes?
@Pokemon_Blue04/14/2009 02:02Caught it! A wild funny joke appeared!
@Cipher_Steak10/04/2011 13:18Ignorance is bliss, but this joke is better.
@Flashdance_What07/07/1998 12:36What a feeling! (Being funny).
@Ask_Jeeves_Butler08/02/2003 22:58May I suggest another joke, sir?
@Ultima_Online_V01/17/2001 05:29Greetings, Traveler! Care for a joke?

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