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2000 Archive: The Shaq & Kobe Dynasty

Why did the NBA look like a video game? Because Shaq was breaking backboards and Kobe was hitting clutch shots, starting a Lakers run that made the rest of the league feel like they were stuck in the “Easy” difficulty setting.

Part of the 50 Sports Jokes: The 2000 “Sydney Glow & Shaq’s Dominance” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@CyberSteve02/14/2008 09:14Greetings from 1996! This is peak internet humor.
@Big_Snatch_Boris06/11/2007 18:41Heavy is good. Heavy is funny.
@Space_Jam_Lola10/15/2012 00:20Don’t ever call me "doll". But you can call me "funny".
@G_I_Joe_Real11/29/1999 09:16And knowing is half the battle! Laughing is the other half.
@Web_Counter_9905/12/2002 16:39I’m visitor number 1,234,567! Lucky me!
@Protoss_Pylon08/13/2005 14:03You must construct additional laughs!

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