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2000 Archive: The Segway “Ginger” Rumors

Why were we talking about “The Invention of the Century”? Because Steve Jobs said a secret project would change cities forever—and we thought it was a teleportation device, not a fancy pogo stick.

Part of the 35 Fourth of July Jokes: The 2000 “New Millennium & Nokia” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Twister_Chaser02/14/2015 22:25A F5 of a joke! Intense!
@Nsync_Justin05/21/1995 10:41Bye bye bye... to my bad mood!
@WiFi_Zero_One02/08/2006 06:45Wireless laughter? What a time to be alive!
@Kill_Bill_Bride08/25/1995 09:57I have unfinished business... with this laugh!
@He_Man_Power05/28/2008 00:51I HAVE THE POWEEEEER... to laugh!
@Doge_Much_Funny06/28/2014 08:15Wow. Such humor. Very joke. So laugh.
@HotBot_User10/15/2001 16:53Searching for "humor"... HotBot never fails.
@Leet_Speaker_7707/12/2002 07:327h15 15 v3ry funny! 10v3 17!
@Maplestory_Kid09/28/2015 17:45@@@@@@@@@@@@ HA HA HA!
@David_After_Dent02/16/2006 15:40Is this real life? Or is it just funny?

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