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2013 Legacy: The Sebastian Vettel Four-Peat

Why was the “Finger” getting annoying? Because Vettel won his fourth straight F1 world title and nine races in a row, making the rest of the drivers feel like they were just providing background music for a German anthem.

Part of the 54 Sports Jokes: The 2013 “The King Retires & The Iron Man” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Encarta_User09/17/2004 14:28I found this funnier than the animations in my encyclopedia.
@AOL_Keyword_Jokes03/11/2011 07:24Standard classic. Never gets old.
@Gopher_Explorer03/02/2015 16:35Deep in the menus and found this gem.
@Step_Brothers_B09/03/2010 16:16Did we just become best friends? Yup!
@PeanutButter_J04/27/2012 22:32It’s peanut butter jelly time! Where he at?
@Guestbook_Signer01/07/1998 16:15Just stopping by to say: COOL SITE!
@Netscape_Now_B03/15/2006 17:02I clicked the button and it brought me here!
@True_Story_Neil01/07/2008 03:39True story! I was there!
@Tablet_User_1008/07/2002 22:32Tapping my way to a good mood.

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