What do you call a snake that’s a mathematician? An “adder.”
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What do you call fake spaghetti?
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Why do cows wear bells?
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Why can't your nose be 12 inches long?
Because then it would be a foot.read more »
Why did the power go out at the school?
The students were too bright.read more »
Kid: Dad, can you make me...
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