2024 Legacy: The Scared Ghost

Why did the ghost go to the gym? To work on his “dead” lift.

🔥 Top 10: The Dad Joke Archive (1995-2025)

In 2024, the world met in Paris for a summer of record-breaking f...read more »

Kid: Dad, can you make me a sandwich? Dad: Poof! You’re a sandwi...read more »

In 2017, everyone was spinning. While kids were mastering finger ...read more »

Dad: What’s this vegetable called? Kid: An artichoke. Dad: Well...read more »

In 2022, we felt the need for speed—and for a good five-letter wo...read more »

Kid: I’ll call you later. Dad: No, call me Dad.read more »

The world didn't end, the computers didn't crash, and dads everyw...read more »

Q: Why did that new restaurant on the moon close after a few mont...read more »

In case he got a hole in one.read more »

The year 2007 changed everything. While the world was busy trying...read more »

As the world braced for the turn of the century, dads everywhere ...read more »

In 2016, the world moved outside—but everyone was still looking a...read more »

Kid: I had a thought. Dad: I thought I smelled something burning...read more »

Q: What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo? A: One is ...read more »

@ModemWarrior04/22/1997 19:13I had to disconnect my phone line just to read this! Worth it!

@GameBoy_Color12/04/2004 21:21Brilliant! Like playing in full color for the first time.

@Legally_Blonde_Paulette08/25/2005 05:44I’m taking the dog, dumbass! And the joke!

@Oracle_Says07/25/2012 05:45I knew you’d laugh at this.

@Bam_Margera_Fan10/17/2010 08:14Hi, I’m Bam, and this joke is insane!

@Orange_Mocha_F06/16/2002 18:09Orange Mocha Frappuccinos! And laughs!

@Fire_Background03/02/1999 08:47This page is HOT! (Literally, the background is fire).

@Captain_Obvious10/08/2013 03:50This is a comment on a funny joke.